Tired of Tiger Woods

by Trey Bradley (Senior Writer)

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February 25, 2008

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Normally, give me Tiger Woods and I'm good for four rounds of network coverage.

But Sunday, as Woods claimed his 5th consecutive worldwide event, I realized that I'm bored with Tiger's dominance.

He now owns all three of the World Golf Championships, and a Grand Slam seems inevitable this year.

So how can we make this golf season more interesting?

Why don't we start by seizing his private jet? Make the Buick spokesman drive from event-to-event in a Lucerne.

When Tiger wears red on Sunday, unleash a herd of bulls. Turn Pebble Beach into Pamplona.

Maybe PGA Tour officials should wait until Tiger reaches the green before deciding where to cut the hole.

Whatever needs to be done, let's do it before the Masters. And speaking of Augusta, what if Tiger had to wear a green jacket to win the green jacket?

Let's see him play 72 holes in a 42 Long.

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Reply to this Comment by Ben
from 2 months ago

How about if we made the hole moveable?
1. by Andrew
  from 2 months ago
  
  He'd probably still find a way to hole out in four strokes...that's how amazing he is.
Reply to this Comment by Michael
from 2 months ago

Abundant performance enhancing drugs for all players not named Tiger? Wait, he'd still be stronger and in better shape...
Reply to this Comment by Sean
from 2 months ago

That gave me a good chuckle :)

He truly is on another level...he's just unreal
Reply to this Comment by Anonymous
from 2 months ago

i wonder if he was arnie, jack, or phil...would we get tired of him, just a thought...
Reply to this Comment by Sean
from 2 months ago

I think I saw his caddy with a video camera pointed at Phil Mickelson during warm-ups.
Reply to this Comment by Jon
from 2 months ago

Pair him up with Happy Gilmore at the next Pro-Am
Reply to this Comment by Silas
from 2 months ago

Make him wear multiple layers at Augusta?
Reply to this Comment by Anonymous
from 2 months ago

Now THAT was funny!
Reply to this Comment by Anonymous
from 2 months ago

is that an attempt to make this an article about race?
Reply to this Comment by Kenny
from 2 months ago

tiger woods is amazing. he'd still manage to score low w/ moving holes! you can force him to use left-handed clubs and he'll turn em around and still win. he scares me.
Reply to this Comment by Clement
from 2 months ago

Maybe tiger should start playing mini golf, he hasn't won anything yet in that catégory
1. by Timothy
  from 2 months ago
  
  Maybe he should just start palying with mini golf putters to even it up. Let's see how far he can drive the ball with one of those!
Reply to this Comment by John
from 2 months ago

Sounds good. Let's jinx him.

Put his picture on the cover of every issue of Sports Illustrated.
and on the cover of Madden '09...

Then every tournament, he will be required to tee off from under a ladder wearing a Cubs hat while a black cat crosses his path.

None of this will work, but I say let's try it
Reply to this Comment by Marat
from 2 months ago

Did someone mention a black cat? Oh my god, couple of the previous commenters were correct. This was an attempt to write an article about race!
1. by Michael
  from 2 months ago
  
  I believe the comment you are talking about was about a previous comment, not the article.
Reply to this Comment by Steve
from 2 months ago

I'm not even sure if he's as talented as John Daly--what if he has to play drunk or at least do terrible things into the night before he plays.
Reply to this Comment by andy
from 2 months ago

could not agree more. i cannot stand tiger. the only time i root for him is the ryder cup, and he usually plays like crap then.
Reply to this Comment by Ken
from 26 days ago

I hate Tiger...i would enjoy golf a lot more if someone new won once in awhile.
1. by Michael
  from 25 days ago
  
  You say you would rather watch someone else win, but I have serious doubts that if you kept watching unknowns like Trevor Immelman win the Masters that it wouldn't get boring.
  
  Without Tiger Woods, the PGA would be basically non-existent
Reply to this Comment by Ken
from 25 days ago

I don't really watch golf...i prefer real sports...interesting ones where the same people don't always win. Hell my team is now out of the playoffs, sometimes losing is a good thing. It makes you appreciate winning more.
Reply to this Comment by Ken
from 25 days ago

I don't really watch golf...i prefer real sports...interesting ones where the same people don't always win. Hell my team is now out of the playoffs, sometimes losing is a good thing. It makes you appreciate winning more.