Is this all just a bad dream? Am I, perhaps, lost in the matrix?

Is it really possible that Andrew Raycroft made 43 saves last night in a 2-1 victory over the Chicago Blackhawks, owners of the second most prolific offence in the Western Conference?

Forty-three saves. A career high.
Six wins in a row. Tying a career high.
Seriously though, I cannot believe how Raycrap's fortunes have turned. Think about it; Andrew Raycroft, 8-1, with a .908 save percentage. It's insane.
My worst nightmare—Raycroft picking up the shattered pieces of his pathetic career—is coming true right before my very eyes.
To make matters worse, Vesa Toskala's five-hole, much like a cheap, dirty hooker, was once again open for business last night. Vesa, who allowed five goals on 21 shots and was pulled after 40 minutes, is really buying into the whole "Show me your V" marketing campaign from Versus.
The Maple Leafs went into action last night with NHL&year=season_2008&cut_type=0&sort=441">the league's lowest save percentage, coming in at 87.7 percent. After yesterday's debacle at the hands of the Canadiens, that number is going to, unfathomably, go even lower.
You know what? Raycroft and Toskala are both sucking the life, and the fun, out of this whole "Raycrap Report" thing.
If it were socially acceptable to have a drink in the morning, I'd probably pour myself one today.
Instead, I think I'm going to stick to the orange juice sans vodka and head to work.
Happy fucking Friday.