One of the things that makes Brazilian football so appealing is the novel nature of their footballers' names.
The awesome yellow and blue kit plays a part, of course. So does the nostalgia of the "Samba" football that they were last true exponents of around 20 years ago.
But there is something so cool about watching a team of players who all—or at least some—go by single-name monikers. After that, it only takes referring to yourself in the third person before you qualify as a pro wrestler.
Here are 10 Selecao members who have had the oddest or most amusing names. This list gets crazier is it goes on.