Sign up or login to track your favorite teams

Sign Up for Bleacher Report

As a registered user you can subscribe to your favorite teams, post comments, write your own articles, and much more.

You must register in order for that functionality to work!








Validating sign up form ...

Bleacher Report articles are written by fans like you

Do you want to cover your favorite sports, teams, and leagues?

Processing writing preferences ...

Great, , you're signed up!

i.e. Big 10, LeBron James, USC Football

Selected Tags:

Logging in ...

This article is by courtesy of the good offices of L.J.Burgess Ron Dennis is famous/notorious in some circles for his penny pushing on some things and extravagance on some other things. Recently, the offices of Burgess Inc...

Rob Ron Dennis Of McLaren-Mercedes Contest For Formula One Fans

by Saraswathi Siriginia (Senior Writer)

0

152 reads

Sports

January 09, 2009


This article is by courtesy of the good offices of L.J.Burgess

Ron Dennis is famous/notorious in some circles for his penny pushing on some things and extravagance on some other things. Recently, the offices of Burgess Inc., learnt that there is a law suit filed in Britain by an ex-employee of McLaren-Mercedes against Ron Dennis for compensation and damages accusing the company and Ron of wrongful termination, harassment, and several other offences.

Prima facie evidence includes a white silk carpet from the Challenger 604 plane owned by the McLaren CEO as well as a Mercedes-Benz car that Mr. Boland claims is his for good and the company claims belongs to them.

Quotes from news outfits:

"Mr Boland, from Stowmarket in Suffolk, is alleging discrimination and victimisation due to sexual orientation at the hearing in Southampton. He has lodged the action against three companies controlled by Mr Dennis – McLaren Group Ltd, Absolute Taste and Greyscape."

"Mr Boland was sacked after he fell asleep while on duty and was also rude." A company source claims.

Bearing the claims and the counter claims in the case, Burgess Inc., has decided to open a contest for all the Formula One fans.

Rob Ron Contest (read the article and decide)

1) What is the one BEST thing that you would like to ROB from Ron Dennis?

2) What is the FIRST thing that you would like to ROB from Ron Dennis?

3) Who will take the side of Mr. Boland the person who had filed the case against Ron? Will anyone of you act as his Defence attorney as he is fighting his own case.

4) Who wants to rob the white silk carpet?

5) Who wants to rob the Challenger 604 plane?

6)  Who wants the Arabs in the plane?

7) Who wants to rob the Mercedes Benz that Boland owns?

8) Who wants to take Ron Dennis's place?

9) Who thinks that in this new age of cost cutting that they should cut down on such wastage on white silk carpets, jet aircrafts and flying Arabs across continents and also the premium hand wash soap that Ron uses?

10) Who among you will oppose giving out USD 70,000 worth of Mercs to associates in the McLaren-Mercedes offices, is that not strange that even the common folk in McLaren-Mercedes get to drive and own a Merc while they talk of cost cutting drives? Multiply USD 70,000 with the number of McLaren workers and you have a nice figure that they can do away with as cost cutting.

11) Who among you think it is crime to fall asleep during a flight from Middle East to the U.K?

12) Which one of you think that this will be settled out of court?

The top entries will get the ROBINHOOD award from Bleacher F1.

Track this Article on My B/R
Flag This Article
Share This Article

0 commentsLeave a Comment

Leave a Comment

  • You must register to post a comment.

  • Want to write for Bleacher Report

    We are a community of fans who write about sports. And we're growing.

    Learn More and Sign Up »



    Certain photos copyright © 2009 by Getty Images.
    Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Getty Images is strictly prohibited.