One of my favorite things about writing for Bleacher Report is that they allow me the ability to exercise arbitrary, made-up powers that don't exist in my regular, real-world life.
Casting for fictional movies, fictional matchmaking for sports stars and handing out grades and/or awards aren't really marketable skills in the real world—which is unfortunate, because I excel at all of them.
Which is why I've decided to hand out grades to 100 of the hottest hotties in all of sports—grading them in a few relevant categories and assigning a final overall grade. Brings back unpleasant memories, doesn't it?
Let's do this.