We interrupt whatever it was you were doing to bring you some important breaking fluff. We just broke it out of the fluff machine. Come one, come all. It doesn't come any fresher.
A few of us were sitting around the old virtual newsroom recently, and it comes over the ticker that we needed some inches on which MMA fighters could be compared to different beverages. Like so-and-so would be Diet Sprite, so-and-so would be a Buttery Nipple and so forth.
So I did what any self-respecting slideshow writer would do. I immediately spun out of my chair and started hitting the pavement. That's one of the main ingredients in fluff. But you have to crush the pavement up before you can make fluff with it, so I keep bats around. It's all in a day's work, you know? Save your accolades. I'm no big hero.
Anyway, here it comes. Ten active MMA fighters and the beverages they would be, if they were beverages. No beverages were harmed in the making of this fluff.