Parodies: Four Goals (Spurs v Burnley)

David JacobsCorrespondent IJanuary 7, 2009

This is a parody but also a recap of the Carling Cup Semi-Final (1st Leg) between Spurs and Burnley.
It's in the fashion of an immature, deluded Spurs fan.

Tune—"Four Kicks" by Kings Of Leon.

Harry sure takes no nonsense.
He's here to rectify.
He's got his Midas touch.
And that red face and keen eye.

Spurs did their switch-fast passing.
And came back from one nil down.
They played second half like a team should.
Four goals, who's struttin' now?

Spurs can be overrated
When there ain't sh*t else to go.
But we got a freeman from a city.
We'll be lovin' him along with Defoe.

Spurs did their switch-fast passing.
And came back from one nil down.
They played second half like a team should.
Four goals, who's struttin' now?

(Instrumental)

Spurs did their switch-fast passing.
And came back from one nil down.
They played second half like a team should.
Four goals, who's struttin' now?

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