Your Horoscope, Courtesy the Gods of Sport

It seems like no time has passed when suddenly we find another year upon us. What does 2009 hold?

If you normally look to the stars for the answer, which are so far away that they couldn't know you if they tried, well then surely you could look a little closer.

The stars in the world of sport have answers of their own. Look on and see what 2009 has in store for you!

Aries (March 21 - April 20)

For most of the year, you may find yourself on your backside, not through any fault of your own, or even the events that surround you, but by the inability of those you count on to protect your blindside. Mantra for 2009, "Wait till next year".

Taurus (April 21 - May 22)

At the beginning of the year you will reap the rewards of all the great work in 2008. In fact, you can now afford sleeves! But as the year goes on, be careful, you have a lot of ground to defend and the backs you stepped on to get to the top last year may come back to haunt you, especially one in particular if he is feeling "fantastic".

Gemini (May 22 - June 3)

In spite of your obvious competencies, your workplace will go bananas for a fellow countryman who will work less and be paid considerably more. However chin up, at least he's not Sean Avery!

Cancer (June 23 - July 23)

With nothing left to prove yet you'll decided to leave the comforts of the familiar to prove it all again, and for a good cause. While you're a hero to some, others don't believe in you at all but that don't matter, so long as you believe in yourself.

Leo (July 23 - August 23)

Rejoice. In 2008 you found a place where it truly can't get any worse, and where the only known direction is up.

Virgo (August 23 - September 23)

OK, she's probably not a Virgo, but that don't mean that a man can't dream.

Libra (September 23 - October 23)

Ah, 2008. After an ill-advised initiative for your employees left you with egg on your face, the economy collapsed. And in 2009, things may actually get worse before they get better.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)

Nothing, not health troubles, not any number of illegitimate children, absolutely nothing sticks to you. 2009, like any other year, is looking rosy. Even if the intern at work ends up getting your job out of salary considerations, you'll have the top job in any other city. And you'll still have your wife to come home to.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)

Even though you make them nothing but money, your imminent return scares the willies out of your coworkers. Even if you do nothing, you will be showered by money. But hey, you've been always chasing history, so this year it'll be business as usual.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Yes, working a few shifts in the mailroom last year was a step in the right direction. But this year it's time to start putting up some results to justify your pay, especially to your fellow employees. But rest easy in the knowledge that you still have the skills to make it.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 19)

In spite of mastering your domain unlike any other last year, and doing pretty much the same thing in the foreseeable future, in 2009 you will have to come to grips with the fact that the love for you runs wild only every 4 years or so. That is simply what happens when you don't work in a team environment.

Pisces (February 20 - March 21)

You're overshadowed by fellow Americans who are overshadowed by a bunch of crazy talented Europeans. No wonder they call you Fish. But no worries, life for you is still a Mardy Gras. You'll continue to do what you love, and be with the one you love, who just so happens to be a supermodel. Life is beautiful, no?