Brittney Palmer vs. Arianny Celeste: The Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
By (Featured Columnist) on February 20, 2012
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Complementing the violent yet artistic nature of MMA is a crew of sexy ring girls, all scratching and clawing for a chance in the spotlight.
Possessing perhaps the most skilled judges of talent in the world, the UFC has always had only the most beautiful specimens gracing their arenas, innocently prancing around, looking good as usual.
But amid the surplus of historically breathtaking women is a pair of stars, two beauties who continue to hog cameras and cause chaos.
Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer began to dominate the competition the moment they stepped into the ring, and haven't looked back since.
Now it's time for them to battle for the No. 1 spot in a sexy pic fight that is sure to make history.
Ali vs. Liston has nothing on this stunning matchup.
Round 1: A Budding Beauty
Before blossoming into the star she is today, Brittney Palmer was seemingly just an innocent Nevada girl hoping for a shot.
One magical photo shoot changed everything.
Score: 3—Slow but promising start.
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A Star from the Start
It's only natural that the UFC's main attraction was raised in flashy, casino-clad Las Vegas.
Following her Nevada upbringing, the Mexican-Filipino Arianny Celeste attended UNLV and majored in fitness management and nutrition.
She has become a master of beauty.
Score: 4—She's already established, but hasn't surprised us yet.
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Round 2: Standing Her Ground
Vivacious and determined, Palmer continues to cement her name in sports lore and she doesn't even have to stretch or workout.
Clearly an artist, Palmer is compiling quite the collection of shots as she fights her way towards immortality.
Score: 4—We love the aggression.
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Spreading Like Wildfire
There are few establishments that wouldn't beg for Arianny Celeste's aesthetic services.
Having modeled for Maxim, FHM, Sports Illustrated, Fighter's Only Magazine and Playboy, it's only a matter of time before we can't escape her beauty.
Now we just yearn for it.
Score: 5—Starting to heat up.
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Round 3: Damsel in Distress
Clearly, the beautiful Palmer enjoys humor and there's nothing sexier than a girl with a little spunkiness to her.
She's somehow more intimidating than most of her company's fighters.
Score: 5—We love a witty spark plug.
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Time to Make It Happen
Since making her UFC debut in 2006 at the Hard Rock Hotel, the 26-year-old stunner has done little to disappoint an amazed audience.
We believe it's time to allow ring girl fights.
It's about to be a, what? Yeah.
Score: 2—We expect better.
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Round 4: The Natural
Her sexy counterpart may be a bit more experienced and renowned, but Palmer is rapidly climbing the charts of the sports world.
Considering she loves traveling and "the fans," Palmer picked the perfect occupation.
Or rather it chose her.
Score: 2—Modeling 101.
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Winning the Crowd
She may not spend time in the sand during her day job, but Arianny Celeste evidently makes up for lost time during her free hours.
The beachy atmosphere complements her exotic nature quite perfectly.
Score: 5—Now we're talking.
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Round 5: One in the Same
But of course she's also from Las Vegas... how fitting.
The Entertainment Capital of the World is clearly the best at grooming some of the sexiest women on land.
No pose is ever too much for Palmer.
Score: 5—Dark seduction.
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Resting Her Case
But she's not just beauty...
Celeste was asked to prom by a high school senior in 2009, which she accepted, given he found her friend a date as well.
While scheduling conflicts got in the way, she and the student eventually hosted an event that also served as a fundraiser for the 2010 Haiti earthquake.
She is the ultimate catch.
Score: 4—All-around perfection.
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Round 6: So You're Saying There's a Chance
While she claims sushi and humor are the keys to her heart, we believe a degree in photography and a professional camera can win Palmer over.
Seductive photo shoots are clearly her passion.
Score: 4—Love the change of pace, but not yet convinced.
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Night and Day
We could almost believe that it's actually nighttime and that Celeste releases a sunny ray of light every time she graces a camera.
Her breathtaking ability continues to make memories in front of the lens.
Score: 4—We'd prefer fewer Eli Manning smiles, but nicely done.
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Round 7: Unforced Errors
Aside from missing her mouth completely, this is a perfect shot.
But the messy whipped cream is sure to cost Palmer some crucial points on the judges table.
Experience always reigns supreme.
Score: 3—Potentially potent.
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A Shot in the Dark
We can only hope to contain the beautiful Celeste. In retrospect, though, she can't be stopped or slowed down.
We thank Dana White every day for his gracious finding.
Score: 4—Perfect background.
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Round 8: Escaping the Shadows
As she battles her partner for victory, Palmer knows that every inch counts, every angle crucial to accomplishing her goal.
A dark and ominous shot certainly shocks us, but also proves that fear isn't part of her repertoire.
She'll clearly try anything.
Score: 5—Confidently clutch.
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Worldly Rewarded
While there are some who believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War era, we see it as a wide array of beautiful presentations, each a piece to the masterful puzzle.
Celeste can clearly conquer any shot and her nerdy rendition is breathtaking to say the least.
She has always catered to varying audiences.
Score: 5—Nothing is sexier than glasses and a pocket protector.
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Round 9: Subtle Hints
With her favorite show being Entourage, it's only natural that Palmer wants to be a star.
But she needs no crew by her side, only her sexy complexion and fearless zeal.
Her quiet smile reeks of a brilliant future.
Score: 4—Desperate, yet demanding.
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Raising the Bar
In a tight battle, the crafty veteran pulls out her most prestigious tricks.
An aggressive approach to this shot can't be ignored and we believe Arianny Celeste just went up a notch in our books.
Score: 5—A surprise at last.
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Round 10: Arts and Crafts
After temporarily leaving the UFC to pursue an art career, Palmer returned with a bang.
No piece of art could eclipse her on-camera ability.
Score: 5—Messy is best.
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God Given Talent
Sure she's a three-time Ring Girl of the Year, but it's Arianny Celeste's precise elegance on camera that has us begging for more.
Like Boobie Miles, all she ever has to do is show up.
And she doesn't need Nikes on her feet.
Score: 5—Naturally unbeatable.
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And the Winner Is...
You guessed it, the beautiful Arianny Celeste.
Brittney Palmer is on her way with a score of 40, but Celeste's exotic and seductive nature can't be defeated by just anyone.
She is perfection, with a finishing tally of 43.
Congrats to the ultimate ring girl.
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