The Cincinnati Bengals have been reprimanded today by the NFL for attempting to place their franchise tag on New England Patriots QB Matt Cassel. The Bengals submitted their franchise tag paperwork some time overnight with Cassel's name on it instead of one of their own players.
The league sent a primer on how the franchise system works to head coach Marvin Lewis, much like the primer they had sent to all 53 players on their roster after they began the year 0-8 about how football works. The Patriots, in turn, used their franchise tag on Cassel legally.
"Look, they already have Tom Brady," said Bengals owner Mike Brown. "What are they going to do with a second great quarterback? At least let us have one! Our guy Carson Palmer can't make it through a game of Madden without getting injured! Obviously the rules are unfair if they are going to allow the Patriots to have both these guys out there at once next year.
"You wait and see, they will both be throwing touchdown passes at the same time and on the same play next year. That is just unfair! 14 points on one play! How are my Bengals ever supposed to get 14 points in 60 minutes to beat that score?!"
Matt Cassel made a brief statement after hearing the news of his almost move to Cincinnati. "Thank you, oh god thank you Patriots," was all he said in a statement released to the press.
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William Berry 6 months ago
Funny. I wonder how many of my fellow Patriot fans will not notice this is humor.:)
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John Garcia 6 months ago
This is probably the greatest thing I've ever read on this site. 5 stars and a Pick of the Day!
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The Sports Comedian 6 months ago
Haha, thanks John.
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Charles Henry 6 months ago
Absolutely hilarious! Would've thought it was the Detroit Lions, to be honest with you!
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TJ Jenkins 6 months ago
"Our guy Carson Palmer can't make it through a game of Madden without getting injured! "
I loled.
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The Sports Comedian 6 months ago
This was my response to all those who were mad at my anti-Browns article last week. As a Bengals fan, I guess I can understand where they were coming from. But, I have no problem admitting my franchise is a disaster.
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pdx paul 6 months ago
ROTFL
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Nick Signorelli 4 months ago
Fantastic.
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