Women are great. Now somebody please tell these athletes about them.

What we have here are five amazing athletes that could use a gentle touch from the fairer sex. Actually, they could use a great deal of touches. Here are some dudes who would be better served if they just had a normal and stable relationship.

Sports is not the answer for everything, and neither is burying your sorrow in work. Just when you thought that slice couldn’t get any worse or the boos couldn’t get any louder, you remember that you get to go home to a fine lady.

Well, that is the hope for these five men anyway. I hope they are listening, because a good woman is hard to find, and they are just blowing it.

We could only hope to have these sets of talents and bank accounts. Now it’s time for them to be put to good use. 

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