Arianny Celeste, the UFC's most resplendent ring girl, was recently spotted poolside at a hotel in Miami. The alluring Arianny was dressed to impress in a teeny, body-bearing bikini that leaves nothing (aside from your impure thoughts) to the imagination.
Obviously, this isn't the first time we've seen this bewitching broad sporting a bikini—it's her signature look. Arianny has donned more eye-catching, head-turning, traffic-stopping swimwear than the Swedish Bikini Team.
Wait, is the Swedish Bikini Team even a real thing? Nevermind…
Let's get back to the topic at hand—which is Arianny Celeste and her steadfast dedication to wearing the absolute minimum amount of clothing allowed without law enforcement issuing citations.
How about we peruse a gallery of of AC's hottest bikini photos and get to know a little more about the woman behind the bikini in the process.
Did you know: AC has summer plans that will make you happy.
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "I plan on wearing nothing but Brazilian cut bikinis all spring/summer long, time to sculpt! #kickboxingkicksmyass
What can I say—the girl knows what works for her. Never mess with perfection.
Did you know: The stunning AC isn't just easy on the eyes, she's easy on the ears as well. In a 2007 interview with Fight Times, she discussed a fledgling singing career:
I've sung the national anthem quite a few times for sports events in Vegas. This year I've put all of my focus on my singing career. So right now I'm working on my demo. I've met a lot of people in the business who are eager to hear what I have to offer.
I'm assuming the whole singing career didn't work out—but if you know something more on the matter, please let me know in the comment section.
Did you know: AC wasn't always the UFC super fine, super fan she is today. In fact, at first she wasn't sure what to make of the sport:
At first it was scary because I wasn't educated about the sport. But by getting to know it as a sport, learning to appreciate it as an art, everything fell into place. It’s real fighting—they’re really bleeding and sweating. But it is a sport. In fact, it’s the best sport in the world.
Skull crushing as an art form—a sweaty, bloody, screaming art form. Now, assuming there's an open bar, that's an art exhibit I'd be clamoring to attend the opening of.
Did you know: The UFC's finest ring girl isn't afraid to get in the ring herself—at least to work up a sweat. Says AC:
I do it for the workout! It's great cardio. I train with one of the UFC trainers. I would fight, but it depends on who is on the other end.
Fighting in the ring is good cardio—but, personally, I do it to satisfy my insatiable bloodlust and work through my anger issues.
Did you know: She may look like a high-maintenance dame, but AC actually enjoys a casual night in as much as the next girl.
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "Sprinkles cupcakes and on demand tv. Perfect sat night!"
Mmmm cupcakes. All girls love two things—cupcakes, and brunch. Want to have one hell of a weekend? Bring your woman home a cupcake on Friday and take her out to brunch on Sunday—she will be feeling very generous in between.
Did you know: AC won't make you spend a Saturday night in watching (just) chick flicks—she's into movies that'll give you nightmares. Think you can handle it?
Although I like all types of movies, I have this thing for horror movies like Saw and Hostel. Oh and Bruce Willis movies!
Well I could do without the first two suggestions, but am totally on board with Bruce Willis. AC is a girl after my own hearty—yippee-ki-yay!
Did you know: AC is approached by a lot of weirdos each day—if you don't want to freak her out, remember this: She doesn't like it when people touch her without permission.
Actually, that doesn't only apply to Arianny Celeste—just go ahead and consider that a general rule of thumb when dealing with women you don't have a personal relationship with.
Did you know: AC isn't just a UFC ring girl—she's also become a huge fan and one of the sport's greatest promoters and ambassadors.
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "I have goosebumps! These fights are gonna be so awesome!!!"
Knowing that she's a UFC super fan makes me like her more—like when a cheerleader is a fanatical football fan, rather than just trying to beef up her "dance resume."
Did you know: AC don't want no scrubs—she's a busy girl and doesn't have time to waste with bums. But just in case you're interested, this is what she does want:
Since I'm more of a serious person I need someone that balances me out. I'd like someone that is a 'people' person, has a nice personality and makes me laugh. He needs to be independent and have his own life 'cause I have my own thing going on and I can't be taking care of a boy!
That actually seems fairly reasonable, all things considered. I've met (or seen on TV) meaner, older and significantly less attractive women with far more stringent requirements.
Did you know: AC admires a lot of women and has a special fondness for the iconic Marilyn Monroe. There's another sex symbol in Arianny's life that inspires her:
I think Carmen Elektra is one of the smartest people I know. She’s played sexy her whole career and has done well and made a living out of it. So that’s not being dumb, that’s being smart to me.
She makes a valid point about the profitability of selling sexiness. That being said, I probably wouldn't have trusted Carmen Elektra to do my junior high math homework.
Did you know: AC lives a resplendent life of leisure in Los Angeles. Her typical day sounds like it's planned based on the discarded to-do list of a young Paris Hilton.
It’s pretty sweet. It’s relaxing and peaceful. It’s like I’m on vacation! I can go to the beach, I can go the local shops and restaurants, and the people are a lot more health conscious and it’s just really cool.
That does sound cool (I note with a scowl, while typing away in my wretched little apartment).
Did you know: AC has three turn-ons that are relatively achievable for even the most average of Joes. Let's see how you stack up against what she likes:
A sexy smile, tattoos and a nice body-but not a super muscular one, or one that's too skinny...just someone bigger than me.
I'm going to assume that you're larger than her—which means you could very well be one trip to the dentist and a drunken visit to the local tattoo parlor away from turning Arianny Celeste on. How's that grab you, stud?
Did you know: AC is from Las Vegas and spends a lot of her down time in that hot stretch of desert, chilling at various hot spots. She says of the place you're most likely to bump into her:
The pool at the Palms. I have a lot of friends there and they always take care of me. It's not too busy and it's real chill and laid back. I always have a lot of fun at the Palms.
My advice to you: If you actually run into Arianny Celeste at the Palms—under no circumstances should you tell her that you are there hoping to run into her after reading about her likes and dislikes online. Trust me on this.
Did you know: AC doesn't consider herself a bruiser, but don't let that fool you—she is ready, willing and able to crack some skulls if the situation calls for it. She's done it before:
I’ve been in two fights. One was in high school, and it was horrible. The other was a little dirtier. It happened after I’d been training. This girl was out for me for no reason. We were at a bar and she just attacked me, unprompted.
So what happened? Well, we live in a world where winners win and losers run home crying—and that's just what happened here—AC beat that broad up, and she fled the scene in tears.
Did you know: The lovely and luscious AC (apparently) spent her 21st birthday out on the town with TV's own Joe Rogan.
Yes, that Joe Rogan. The host of NBC's Fear Factor. The dude who is best known for supervising people as they jump from moving trucks and consume animal reproductive organs.
You're annoyed, aren't you?
Did you know: Like so many beautiful women, AC claims to be into "dorky" and or "nerdy" dudes. Assuming we believe that—exactly how nerdy are we talking?
Yeah, I find some dorks very attractive. Like that Facebook movie. I don’t know, Mark Zuckerberg, I mean his brain is sexy, so.
Wow—Mark Zuckerberg nerdy. That's pretty effing nerdy.
Did you know: Maybe the lovely AC claims to be into nerdy guys, because she claims that she is kind of a nerd herself. Now, assuming we believe that—exactly how nerdy are we talking?
I’m kind of a nerd. And my home life is so much different than my work life; when I’m home I have no makeup on, I’m in sweats and a t-shirt, and I’m very low key. I actually mesh into the public a lot.
Ooooh—the kind of nerdy that allows you to mesh into the public without making a monster spectacle of yourself. A rare find.
Did you know: AC is a spiritual lady who believes that everything is in God's hands. And when I say "everything," I mean absolutely everything.
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "RT @The Notebook: I love God, and I'm thankful he woke me up this morning." And "Finally home and I feel like I can breathe again! Thanks to the man upstairs :) time to relax !"
That's exactly what I told my boss this morning: "I'm sorry I was late, but it is obviously God's plan because he didn't wake me up this morning. Honestly, I don't know why I'm even apologizing—you should just be thankful the man upstairs allowed me to be here at all."
Did you know: AC is an absolute nut when it comes to fitness and nutrition—and it shows. On how she keeps it tight, and advice on how you can keep it tight:
I work out three to five times a week and I always switch it up between cardio, kickboxing, and spinning. My biggest tip would be to not look at fitness as a chore, look at it as a lifestyle. Try different things so you don’t get bored. That will keep you going.
I wish there was an effective workout to do while drunk—I think everything is like a trip to Disney World after enough vodka.
Did you know: We've already covered AC's turn-ons, but what about the behavior you need to avoid at all costs in order to avoid turning her off? I'll let her explain:
Someone who talks about themselves or how much money they make or how many cars they have. That just shows that he's insecure and he has to talk about all the things that he owns instead of just being cool.
Arianny also dislikes jealous, over-possessive psychos. Which is excellent news—leaves more crazy weirdos for the rest of us.
Did you know: AC understands that her job isn't exactly rocket science and has boiled down the responsibilities of the job to just the fundamentals:
Just don't trip over your feet, and try to look hot and graceful.
Sounds ridiculously simple, doesn't it? Well, I tripped down the stairs and knocked over a garbage can while walking into Starbucks the other day—so it's not as easy as it sounds.
Did you know: In 2009, AC invented a dance for her roommate called the hillbilly shuffle, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be the next big thing in dance. I'll let her explain:
It’s like the Chippendale dance where you just use your pelvic muscles, with your arms down low, but you put a hillybilly country twist on it. I’m not sure if you can imagine that, but it’s kinda goofy.
Unfortunately, I can't really imagine it. That explanation really should've come with an instructional video—like how The Macarena did.
Did you know: It goes without saying that AC is propositioned by creepers on the regular, but there is one way to approach her for a date that has a failure rate of 100 percent:
Nowadays with Twitter and Facebook, everything is so antisocial. I prefer more one-on-one contact, especially if I’m going to get to know someone and take the time to go on a date.
That means your hourly tweets complimenting her outfit, her wittiness, her amazing boobs and her reasonably-priced calendar are going to get you exactly nowhere. Sorry, jefe.
Did you know: AC isn't the least bit shy. Homegirl doesn't have any body image issues or weirdo hangups, and she's strangely comfortable with nudity. Ms. Arianny described her experience posing for Playboy:
This was my first nude shoot, and I was surprised at how confident I was. But I'm usually running around naked, so it came naturally.
I'm never sure whether or not to believe girls like this when they insist they spent most of their down time frolicking around in the nude. But I don't want to ruin the fantasy for you—so let's just move on.
Did you know: AC is already considering a life after modeling and the future she has in mind is actually pretty standard stuff:
In five years? There are a few options. I can see myself doing a little modeling, but I only have a couple classes to go to get my fitness and nutrition degree. I'm hoping to have a husband...a family.
I'm trying to imagine Arianny Celeste working as a fitness and nutrition consultant at a local neighborhood gym and it looks a little something like this—teenage boys staring from a distance, mommies gossiping and glaring and the occasional brave (male) soul approaching her for some forced, awkward small talk.
Did you know: AC may be a beautiful model who is enjoying an exciting life of luxury that would make Kim Kardashian envious—but no job is perfect, right?
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "I can't believe how much ill be traveling this year…there goes my social life! Travel buddy is necessary! :)"
Have you ever gotten to an photo shoot early to make a good impression, only to realize you totally forgot to shave your legs? #ModelProblems
Did you know: AC has a bold challenge for any haters out there gossiping about her behind her back about…whatever.
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "Anyone who talks about me without knowing me is just as ignorant as the comments they make. I dare u to say it to my face!!"
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster—am I right? In all seriousness though, what is it with people these days wanting everyone to say things to their face?
I guess I'm just old school—if you've not something nasty to say about me, I'd much prefer you be polite and do it behind my back where I don't have to deal with it.
Did you know: Sure, she may look like perfection personified, but AC is always looking for ways to improve her bod, her "instrument," if you will. So what would she change?
I think I'd like to get my waist a little smaller—so that my butt would look bigger! Okay, well maybe I'd make my butt a little bigger too.
If that whole scenario appeals to you, then you should pass along your eternal gratitude to Sir Mix-A-Lot—he released "Baby Got Back," and the big ass was never the same.
Did you know: In November 2011, AC found herself in the crosshairs of UFC fighter Chael Sonnen, an attention-seeking blowhard who gets his jollies by demeaning women. Said Sonnen:
We only had one and that was Chandella [Powell]. The other was the IQ card girl. Arianny kind of walks around and holds up her latest test score. One time when there was a title fight, she got all the way up to five and we were very proud of her.
AC took the high road and suggested Sonnen grow the hell up. I, however, am not not known for taking the high road and would like to suggest that Sonnen get bent and next time pick on a toolbag bro his own size.
Then, I'd like him to explain to the general public where a juiced-up lunkhead with an extensive criminal record and enough pending legal woes to warrant mysteriously dropping out of a state house race midway through without bothering to explain it to the (Republican) party he was hoping to represent gets off questioning the intelligence of a woman he knows absolutely nothing about.
Did you know: AC loves her job, but there's one thing that many of her dude groupies fail to understand about Arianny and her fellow ring girls:
The biggest misconception is that we’re all dumb bimbos. In reality, we’re all smart. I’m very smart. I’ve managed to get other gigs and make a nice living out of this platform of being a UFC girl.
That's right—these girls are beautiful and intelligent human beings. Which means you need to knock it off with the animal noises, the whistling, the lewd gestures, the creepy cocked eyebrow and the crudely-drawn pornographic cartoons depicting what you'd like to do to them.
Did you know: Like everyone in the world, AC is a great admirer of her look and is particularly impressed by one of her assets:
I have a very different and unique look, and I like that. I love my legs—they're super strong and lean. I'm proud of these stems.
You were thinking the exact same thing, right? I knew it—you struck me as a leg man.
Did you know: AC actually enjoys wearing the UFC ring girl uniform almost as much as you enjoy leering at her in it. Arianny explains functional fashion:
(it's) very functional. I’ve gotten very comfortable in it. Our little butt cheeks seem to come out every now and then—I guess it depends how many squats we do. But it’s been around for five years, so I think I’m ready for a change. Maybe some rhinestones or something that makes it a little bit flashier.
Sounds just like casual Friday at you office, doesn't it? Oh, and now that she mentioned it, that uniform really could use a once (or twice) over with a bedazzler.
Did you know: AC is one of America's most precious treasures, but it looks like we're not going to have her ourselves much longer.
@AriannyCeleste recently tweeted: "Hey Mate! Check me out in Nuts Mag out now! #england (Click the link to actually see AC in Nuts).
I think England is trying to steal her away from us. Mate? She's already learned the language. And Nuts magazine? Obviously, they are trying to lure her across the pond with sexually suggestive innuendo. Sneaky Brits.
Did you know: AC might look like a girlie girl, though she insists she's anything but.
Apparently, Arianny's mind is always in the gutter and she basically feels "like a guy trapped in a girl's body." She goes on to explain, "I have a dirty mind and if I see a hot chick, I will point her out."
I suppose she can add "hottest wing-woman ever" to her already impressive resume. Some people can just do it all.
Did you know: AC may look like a total sexpot, have a filthy mind and enjoy running around stark-ass-naked—but guess what, fellas—homegirl is a virgin.
At least that's what she told VegasRaw.tv during an interview in July, 2011.
I guess we're just going to have to take her at her word on this—but sufficeth to say, I have my doubts.