Posers are everywhere, in all walks of life.

You see them hanging around the mall on skateboards, acting tough, pretending they’re rebels though their parents pay their iPhone bill. You see them downtown in financial districts, wearing off-the-rack suits and driving 10-year-old Audis, yet with an attitude like they manage a hedge fund. You see them in high-school quads and in front of frat houses, those boys who just try way, way too hard.

All ages, all income-levels—doesn’t matter, they’re ubiquitous. Naturally, that includes sports. In a world where competition—the games themselves, contract negotiations, sponsorship deals—is everything, it's rather obvious that a certain ilk of person would overvalue their own worth.

It’s a group larger than you’d think, and narrowing down to five was a process. Around the Bleacher Report office, ideas were asked for and bounced around.

Questions were asked, criteria established: Who’s a punk who doesn’t deliver? Who talks, but can’t walk? Who gets all kinds of endorsements and hype, but hasn’t done a single thing on the court to deserve it?

Here’s who made the cut.

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