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Kris Humphries: Of Course He Wants to Televise Divorce with Kim Kardashian

Zack PumerantzAnalyst IIIJanuary 10, 2017

The plot continues to thicken in the Kardumphries divorce case. Or perhaps Kris Humphries is just squeezing every last bit of milk that he can out of this cash cow before he disappears forever.

Once a no-name NBA player, Humphries' stock has taken an interesting turn since his relationship with Kim Kardashian first hit news stands. Sure, he has garnered fame and wealth from his 72-day parade with Kim Kardashian, but his reputation hasn't exactly improved.

Now the most hated player in basketball, Humphries has decided he wants to televise his divorce with Kardashian to "expose the M.O. of reality television"...Wait, what?

Yes, it sounds ridiculous. But we can't deny the exciting and enticing nature behind this suggestion. The judge may not be as quick to accept such a request, but we fans are thirsting for a unique twist like this.

We don't want to continue Keeping up with the Kardashians, but we'd love to keep up with Humphries' angry retaliation.

It's all about Team Kris these days, as his dramatic soon-to-be-ex-wife has exceeded expectations and turned us away from her chaotic lifestyle. Her constant whining and manipulative ways can't entertain us any longer.

Considering he made more money during his time on reality television than he would have during his entire basketball career, it's curious as to why he's questioning its ethics. Screw it, cut your losses now, Kris. Save the extra embarrassment; perhaps your reputation isn't doomed forever. 

On second thought, we don't object at all.

Let's grab some popcorn and watch these juicy proceedings...if the judge allows it.

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