Despite rumors to the contrary, Kim Kardashian is not dating Mark Sanchez. The two wanted to hook up, but Sanchez's connection attempt was intercepted before he even got close to Kim.

Okay, I made that second part up, but it seems reasonable. 

Kardashian shot down the rumors on her Twitter account.  

As for the rumors, they started heating up after a  hard-hitting "report" on Starberryicecream.com. 

The hard-hitting part stems from the blows the website delivers to its own credibility. For instance, they state: 

"Kim and Mark like to meet in hotels for dinner dates and flings”, says the source. “Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is seeing someone!”

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You know, they are very careful not to be seen, but they like to go out for dinner because it is easy for Kardashian to go out without being noticed. 

There is also the little fact that they started out their article like this: 

 

Kim Kardashian loves balls…..you know, the one’s NFL players use!

 

That's not exactly a line that screams, "Take me seriously." It is pretty funny, though. Not that one has to strain to look for jokes in this possibility. 

Of course, a tid-bit like this is ripe with with comedy potential. 

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Kim is like the gift that keeps on giving to jokesters.