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Dannon Greek Yogurt Super Bowl Commercial 2012: John Stamos Tease

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That might've been the sexiest ending possible.

Ok, so we know every woman on the planet wants John Stamos. And while we were expecting a triple back flip and three right hooks to the face, this eloquent finish will suffice.

In reality, this commercial caters solely to women, yet there's a mild satisfaction for male viewers in seeing the most renowned Full House star get head-butted to the floor for a scoop of yogurt.

The excruciating first few minutes are pleasantly complimented by a vicious destruction. Stamos' sultry demeanor can never get in the way of a woman and her Dannon Oikos yogurt. It makes perfect sense.

We didn't know what to expect at first, as it was a long quest for entertainment. A yogurt ad uses an adventurous story line to properly sell its product. Well done.

So you may not run out and purchase a three-week supply of Dannon Oikos, but it was still an enjoyable 34 seconds, albeit a short-lived pipe dream.

Now that we're fully engaged, it's time to dissect the product itself.

It may be obnoxious, but the hovering bit of yogurt makes viewers slightly hungry.

Can their brand do the job?

If for nothing else, it will clearly attract any woman's heart.

A message well digested.

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