First things first: Where can one trade a sled for a 2012 Suzuki Kizashi sport sedan?

...Now that we've taken care of that, let's review this memorable commercial and its comforting message.

We're placed in a tundra at the start, dogs howling and waiting for their master to ride them into town (we suspect). The wolves seem excited, eager for another adventure through the frigid terrain.

The star Eskimo has a different plan...

After a calm entrance in which we embrace the breathtaking sunset, the commercial takes a turn.

To be honest, with such a tranquil atmosphere, we expected a snowboarder to (in slow motion) glide past us to the echoing of dubstep. We may have been slightly off, but the finish was still masterful.

We also may not know anything more about this Suzuki model, but we're obviously sold on the humor. If Suzuki can think of this, it's capable of anything.

This Eskimo essentially kills two birds with one iced stone when he is essentially shown driving an unscathed vehicle back home. The dogs get a rest, and the head honcho gets to circle the snowy desert to blasting rap music and working heaters.

This is every driver's dream. The music may change, but the thrill is always there.

His frozen expression properly exudes the moment's significance. But an angry, disapproving wife may ruin the rest of the night.