They lurk behind the punch bowls at every single Super Bowl party. They spring up from the recesses of the tapped keg. They are Super Bowl characters, and they are annoying.
Listed are the people that you can expect to make a showing at every last gathering of the masses this coming Sunday.
The Super Bowl is great for many things; drinking beer, eating hot dogs and watching some overrated teams try and live up to hype that will take weeks to wash ourselves from.
It is also good in bringing the most annoying traits out of people. Here is a list of a few of my favorite criminals of the Super Bowl party.
The only thing they lend to the festivities is the opportunity to bash them on your drive home. The age-old adage applies, if you can’t spot the characters in the room, you are one of them. So, for the love of all fans, stop whatever you are doing.
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