I am going pro in 2009!

Why go to college when you can go pro?  I do need a little help with a few things, like defense and offense, but I will play for any team.

I want to help my squad win an NBA championship, and I promise to play my hardest every game.  Hey, I'll even help off the court, too. 

Of course, I can be a little selfish, but I'm willing to pass.  Still, I do like to take the last shot of the game.