I forgive you, New York Giants and New England Patriots fanbases, for you do not know what most other fanbases live through.
New York Jets fans have not even seen their team compete in a Super Bowl since 1969, much less win one. In fact, it may be time for Jets owner Woody Johnson to launch "Diehard Night," offering free tickets to anybody who was actually alive the last time the Jets won a Super Bowl.
Minnesota Vikings fans? They haven't experienced the joy of making the big game since 1977.
Cincinnati Bengals fans? 1989. Miami Dolphins fans? 1985.
Even the Dallas Cowboys fans, "America's Team," have not made it back since 1996. That means the mother of one of those MTV Teen Moms was actually giving birth to the "Teen Mom" the last time the 'Boys won it all. I just blew my mind.
Then there are the fans of the Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Jacksonville Jaguars and Houston Texans. All four teams have never even made an appearance.
But you, Giants fans and Patriots fans, all you had to do was wait four short years for a Super Bowl rematch. And before the 2008 original matchup, Pats fans only had to wait for three years, while Giants fans had to wait seven years to have yet another chance to get that Vince Lombardi trophy.
While I will be miserable because my allegiances lie with the Jets, where I still remain convinced of the fact that Joe Namath backed up his "guarantee" with a deal with the devil. Until the devil gets his soul, the Jets will forever be doomed.
Here are 10 more fans who will be miserable watching this year's Super Bowl.