In case you haven't heard, the performer for the 2012 Super Bowl halftime show is Madonna. That would be an edgy and exciting choice if it were 1991.
Unfortunately it is so not 1991, and the thought of watching 53-year-old Madonna wandering around the stage warbling for 15 minutes sounds painful. Or as a pretending-to-be-British Madonna might say, "dreadful."
Ever since the nipple heard round the world, the NFL has gone out of its way to book the most innocuous halftime entertainment the music world has to offer. Since 2004, every has-been, sell-out and never-was in the country has graced the Super Bowl stage.
Frankly, I'm sick of this nonsense. There are ways to do this right, which is why I've put together 20 better options.
Someone please pass this on to the NFL offices.