Before moving on to the first slide, take a moment to compose yourself.
What you are about to see are 10 videos of the most awesomely awesome MMA fighter who has ever lived.
Contained within this slideshow are the 10 funniest videos of former UFC heavyweight champion Bas Rutten that can be found on the Internet.
If you don't think you can handle that much awesome, turn back now.
Should your mind become blown during the reading of this slideshow, consult a physician.
We'll kick off the list with a video that many people out there have likely seen.
Bas Rutten's Lethal Street Fighting Self Defense teaches you how to defend yourself in a bar fight or various other locations and situations.
The entire thing is about two hours, and it is totally worth it.
Bas Rutten went by the Best Damn Sports Show and was put on the spot and asked to talk about the time that he nearly fought Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher.
The video speaks for itself.
In the next video, Bas Rutten stops by Joe Rogan's podcast and talks to Rogan about the time that he got into a bar fight in Sweden.
He goes on to talk about how he went to jail in Sweden.
Rutten must have taken a play out of his own playbook, as he talks on Inside MMA about a street fight he was involved in.
Rutten took home his arm, his leg, his neck and his pants.
I suppose his dignity went home with Bas as well.
Dream big, kids.
Bas talks about a few things in this clip, but at 1:20 he talks about his daughter and her boyfriend.
Then he talks about the "rules" for prom, and the chat he may need to have with the young man.
...and then Seagal would claim that he taught Rutten that move.
He's also working on it with Machida and Anderson.
Like a Bas.
One of my personal favorites features Bas Rutten raging, although it is not true rage. He is promoting a movie called The Perfect Sleep.
The movie is about "a tortured man returns to the city he swore he would never return to, in order to save the woman he has always loved yet can never have."
If Bas is raging that hard to promote that movie, I can only imagine what he would have done if he were promoting a badass action movie like 300.
I want to know who this employee pissed off to have to get beat up by Bas.
Although, we are all smarter for having watched this video, as we were taught a quick and efficient way to clean off the bar.
They neglected to show the rest of that clip, at which point Bas got up and sent Randy flying out of the arena with a liver kick.