Washington WizardsDownload App

Stuff Washington Wizards Fans Say

CHICAGO, IL - JANUARY 11: JaVale McGee #34 of the Washington Wizards reacts after being called for a foul against the Chicago Bulls at the United Center on January 11, 2012 in Chicago, Illinois. The Bulls defeated the Wizards 78-64. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images
Manny GeraldoCorrespondent IOctober 27, 2016

Watching the Wizards play this season has caused law school professors to examine the language of the Eighth Amendment and explore whether cruel and unusual punishment applies to the NBA. No word from Eric Holder yet. The only positive that can be attributed to watching the Wizards play is that it is a sure fire remedy for insomnia. So on those nights when sleep escapes you, and you're reaching for that Enya cd -- STOP, turn to Comcast SportsNet and give the Wizards a try. I bet watching Wall and Co. stumble and bumble down the court will result in a solid night's sleep.

I'm not a fan for trends but those "Stuff 'insert applicable group' Say" videos are quite amusing, though a few I watched may be crossing the line of humor ("Stuff Deaf People Say"? Really?). In keeping with what's currently and temporarily popular, I decided to join in the fun. Do not be surprised if while you're single tracking on the Red Line, you hear these things being said about the 2-14 Washington Wizards.

No. 1: Wait, we won? Really?

No. 2: I really miss Gheorge Muresan.

No. 3: When does the Mystics' season begin, again?

No. 4: I envy Supersonics' fans.

No. 5: Even the Bullets weren't this bad.

No. 6: Is Gilbert still a free agent?

No. 7: They changed their uniforms for this?


Disgruntled Wizards fans, please, feel free to add your "Stuff Wizards Fans Say" in the comments box. Think of it as free therapy. Carl Jung would agree.

Where can I comment?

Stay on your game

Latest news, insights, and forecasts on your teams across leagues.

Choose Teams
Get it on the App StoreGet it on Google Play

Real-time news for your teams right on your mobile device.

Copyright © 2017 Bleacher Report, Inc. Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. BleacherReport.com is part of Bleacher Report – Turner Sports Network, part of the Turner Sports and Entertainment Network. Certain photos copyright © 2017 Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Getty Images is strictly prohibited. AdChoices