Last week, as I was sitting around half-naked at the local Outback Steakhouse enjoying a feverous plate of coconut shrimp I posted a tweet on my official Twitter page that would shake the very fabric of the sexy community.
Before I discuss the details of said tweet, I am sure you are wondering how I was able to sit down topless in a public restaurant and not get thrown out like a common street animal and the reason for that is quite simple.
You see when you’re as good looking as Mitch Ciccarelli you can get away with murder. I know this because I killed every chance you will ever have of hooking up with that girl you’ve been crushing on since high school when I got right up in her grill and put her under my love spell. Sorry, kid.
Anyway, the tweet I posted was an announcement that starting this month I will be featuring a sexy female in the MMA industry with a monthly column titled “B/R MMA’s Hottie of the Month”.
Each month a new beauty will be featured and at the end of the year, you the fans will vote on all previous monthly hotties to determine who will be crowned Ms. B/R MMA 2012.
The only catch is, MMA ladies will have to submit exclusive pictures or video to myself in order to be considered for the month.
After posting this, it certainly did not take long for my email to blow up with a tremendous amount of sexy photos.
However, when I saw photos from MMA ring girl/fighter Ashley Salazar in my inbox, the choice was simple as far as who I would name as B/R MMA’s hottie of the month for January.
If you have a heart condition, you probably shouldn’t read this article. Otherwise, click next slide and let’s begin.
All photo credits go to Stewart Smith of stewartsmithphoto.com