Now that the proverbial dust is settling, it’s time for my favorite part of the MLB offseason—judging people!

I’m handing out grades to every party involved in this winter’s biggest deals and doing it with the hypercritical sensibility of a school teacher who scribbles condescending notes in the margins of a math test (“Now you see the value of practice problems…”).

I love it. It makes me feel big. I’m a guy behind a keyboard yelling at important suits. What fun.

Now, the baseball general managers implicated in this video deserve credit for their chutzpah—a willingness to pull the trigger when others stood idly by.

That, however, does not shield the brave few from my punitive gaze. Your actions are public record now, gentleman, and I will praise, dissect and deride them as such.

There’s no going back from the choices you’ve made and no hiding from their fallout.

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