Hottest Sports Stories for Thursday, Jan. 12

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Hottest Sports Stories for Thursday, Jan. 12
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The Black Mamba strikes twice, Manny Ramirez pinkie swears he has changed and J.R. Smith is not having the best time in China.  

Welcome to the Daily Radar, the one place that will get very silly.  Leave your comments in the place marked "Comments."

Let's dish. 

In this edition:

 

GREG JENNINGS HELPED INSEMINATE JORDY NELSON'S COW

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There is nothing at all misleading about that headline. As part of bros being bros, Nelson invited a few Packers receivers back to the 'ol family farm and one thing they took part in was knocking up cows... artificially. 

Question on Everybody's Mind: Are the Packers still the team to beat...bwhaaaa???

Our Take: Yeah, Greg Jennings apparently loved his time on the Nelson farm. Some might say too much. Here is what he had to say. Via SportsGrid

We had a blast acting the fool. We did farming things. We got to see how they artificially inseminate cows. We actually did it. You’ve got to stick your hand in there. It was nice and warm.

Hype Meter: 4 out of 5 Proud Papas

If you want to see what team chemistry looks like, it's over six-feet of wide receiver arm deep in cow. And that is how winning is made, kids. 

Deeper Dive: 

Greg Jennings Artificially Inseminates Jordy Nelson's Cow (SportsGrid)

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Courtesy of Off The Bench

TEBOW STARTS TEBOWING SHIRTLESS FOR ADS

Tebowmania will not go away. In fact, it is getting stronger. He is doing Jockey ads without a shirt to make the rest of the male race feel bad about not having such a ripped back. 

Question on Everybody's Mind: Should Tebow have been cast as the new villain in "The Dark Knight Rises?"

Our Take: If you look at his physique compared to Tom Hardy in the Trailer for the film, there is no doubt that Tebow could pull of the Bane character. 

Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Uncomfortable Underwear Ads

There has never been a good underwear ad because almost all of them just feature someone sitting in the dark staring at something in the distance. That's not real. If Jockey wanted to make a real ad, it should have shown someone sitting in a Barcalounger with bits of food falling on their stomach. 

Deeper Dive

Tim Tebow Gets His Own SportsCenter, Twitter Reacts (B/R)

Shirtless Tim Tebow (Off The Bench)

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WASHED-UP KOBE BRYANT SCORED 40 AGAIN

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So much for ESPN's genius rating of Kobe Bryant as the seventh best player in the NBA. The man that was supposed to be washed up just dropped 40 points yet again. 

Question on Everybody's Mind: So the old guy ain't done yet, huh?

Our Take: I had a feeling the Mamba would be out to prove people wrong this season. I am half convinced he was potty trained before he could crawl and dunked his first ball before he could walk, just because he was told he couldn't. Forget Tebowing, I'm on the Kobe System

Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Old Dude Still Has Fights

MVP chants are stupid, especially at this time of the year. That statement has nothing to do with Kobe Bryant who I would scream MVP to if I saw him on the street. 

Deeper Dive: 

Kobe Bryant: Black Mamba Strikes for 40 Points in Lakers Win (B/R) 

Lakers Down Jazz as Kobe Goes for 40 (LA Times) 

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LOB ANGELES CLIPPERS TAKE DOWN HEAT 

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Fans came for the dunks and stayed to watch LeBron James crumble, and Erik Spoelstra find his manhood. What I am trying to say is the Clippers won in overtime. 

Question on Everybody's Mind: Is this last year's Heat?

This could join Lob Angeles and Lob City for Clippers nicknames

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Our Take: It's too soon to tell, but King James not taking a shot in the fourth quarter Tuesday and missing vital free throws Wednesday doesn't look good. In fact, it looks like poop. At the end of the game, Erik Spoelstra became so enraged with officials that he actually went through puberty and was thrown out. 

Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 I Wanna Be Like Jordans

DeAndre Jordan is a silly man that gets his jollies off by swatting crucial shot attempts the other way. Dude is some kind of nice.  

I'll Check Stats But You Might Be Right Tweet Award: 

Deeper Dive: 

Miami Heat Lose to LA Clippers (ESPN)

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THAT MANNY GUY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY 

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Fool us once, it means you tested positive for PEDs. Fool us twice, it means you retire instead of face a 100-game suspension. Manny Ramirez is really hoping that we are stupid and wants to return to baseball. 

Question on Everybody's Mind: Would anyone want him?

Our Take: Of course. This is professional sports, where stupidity is an abundant commodity. There would have to a be a pretty desperate team that can sacrifice a roster spot. Hmm, the Baltimore Orioles waste theirs anyway. 

Hype Meter: 5 out of 5 Manny Being Manny Moments

After seeing ManRam in the ESPN video train with 80-year-old women in a pool, I was confident in my assessment that we have seen the last of Ramirez.  

 

Deeper Dive: 

Manny Ramirez Wants to be a Role Model (ESPN) 

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SO MUCH FOR PUTTING IN A GOOD WORD WITH CHINA 

While J.R. Smith is stuck playing in China, his sister decided she would take up boxing. After Smith drew a foul in a game for the Zhejiang Golden Bulls, Smith's sister went on a mad rage in which she choked a woman. 

Question on Everybody's Mind: What's a Zhejiang?

Our Take: Stay with me. Smith is stuck in China because he is not great with contracts and failed to include a clause to let him out once the lockout ended. That means he is living a real-life situation that resembles Mr. Baseball. 

According to the Chinese Press, Smith's sister threw a bottle and began choking a woman and shoving an 80-year-old. America!

Hype Meter: 4 out of 5 Mr. Baseballs 

We need Smith and his sister back in the states like now. Stick him on the Timberwolves and his sister can challenge fans to fights for coupons at the concession stands. Everyone wins. 

Deeper Dive: 

JR Smith and Family Making Americans Proud Overseas (Deadspin) 

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DAILY FUN WITH MOVING PICTURES 

Because what else are you going to watch at work? 

STEPHEN A. SMITH HATES SINGING

Skip Bayless' love for Tim Tebow has finally pushed Stephen A. Smith over the edge. 

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MASCOT WHOOPS 

Happy Birthday. The Utah Jazz gave one lucky fan the best seats to watch his cake get dumped on the expensive seats. 

Deeper Dive: Watch Mascot Drop Birthday Cake On Unsuspecting Fans (B/R)

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LOB CITY HIGHLIGHT 

Clip Show doing what they do best. 

Deeper Dive: Watch Chris Paul and Blake Take Heat to Lob City (B/R)

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THERE'S SOMEONE BEHIND ME, ISN'T THERE?

I feel bad for this goalkeeper. Wait, that came out wrong. I can't stop laughing at this goalkeeper. 

Deeper Dive: Watch Real Sociedad's Keeper Embarrass Himself (B/R)

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CHINESE VOLLYBALL

At the end of this ridiculous rally, you will wonder if the point was even worth it. 

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PHENOMENAL 

The African Cup of Nations for Amputee Football.proves these men are more talented with one leg than I will ever be with two. A great cause has an equally great video. 

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BITS OF TID 

Little bits of goodness with a chewy center. 

SICK INK

Michigan State redshirt freshman running back Nick Hill has the best tattoo ever. If you are a freshman wondering how to show team spirit. Check out Nick Hill, because he is doing it right. Via Yahoo! Sports.

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COACH GETS SEXUAL 

Hannover coach Mirko Slomka asked his players to divulge their sexual desires so he could better understand them. And you thought your interview process was intensive. Via The Guardian.

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SIZEMORE HITS A BINGER 

Grady Sizemore is engaged to a Playboy Playmate. So, there is the obvious picture rundown. Via Busted Coverage

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DAILY DESSERT 

Until tomorrow, find the cool in you. 

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