Making fun of Jamie Moyer's age is too easy.
It's fun, too.
Let me put it this way how old Moyer is—he went to the same high school as Charlie Chaplin, who was a freshman when Moyer was a senior.
Moyer leads this cavalcade of pitchers who somehow continue to find a way to take the mound despite their advancing age, diminishing velocity and/or fleeting stardom.
Perhaps these wily vets have found the secret location of the fountain of youth, but more likely their arms are held together with Scotch Tape and Big League Chew and they're willing to sign for really cheap.
The good news for batters is that if they hit you with a fastball, it'll probably feel like they hit you with a Nerf Ball. The bad news, they're still somehow, amazingly, more likely to get you out.