This article contains fake clothing.
Every woman you are about to see is not actually "wearing" a top, but instead has had one painted on, that covers her even better than Champ Bailey covers a WR.
If you were never a fan of body painting, this is the time to head on over to another post, because I have compiled a super sexy list of the best body painted-on jerseys of all time.
So pause your movie, turn down the radio, or stop doing anything else and relax for the steamiest body paint jerseys. Ever.