I get a lot of emails, and sometimes those emails are from notable sports and media personalities. Never, however, have I gotten an email from a notable sports and media personality asking me to send $1,950 to him.

Until today.

I'm going to assume that Chad's account got hacked and that this isn't really a dire situation. You have to appreciate the attention to detail of the hacker to put Norman's name in the email, even if he didn't really explain any way I should get him the money.

Paypal?

Can I win it back in a heads up game of Omaha high-lo?

Either way, Norman, if you are reading this, I hope your family gets back okay. You should have just given them your wife—you've had, like, seven of them.