This is not going to be a hate letter to male athletes. This is not going to be a Kobe-bashing party. It is not going to be a place we all gather around to discuss how everybody cheats in professional sports. This is going to be a list of the sexiest women that just so happen to have been once dubbed, the "other" girl.
We can thank Tiger Woods for bringing to light the issue that celebrities, athletes, and almost everyone cheats on their spouse. Or even multiple times, Shaq.
Although most of these women have gone through the gauntlet for the past couple years, it is never too late to remind ourselves exactly why we love to look at them...they are sexy!
We all know the story. Boy meets girl. Girl sees boy. Boy decides he would rather not deal with girl anymore so instead of leaving her he cheats on her with Kimberly Bell.
Oh wait, that is not the same story we all know. But for Barry Bonds, it is.
Life does not get much better for Joslyn James. After coming out as one of Tiger Woods alleged mistresses, her star has risen higher than ever before.
In fact, just this past year, she starred in five films. They were adult films but still, making five movies of anything in the same year is hard work.
If Tiger Woods did not screw up and hook up with women that were waiting to cash in on the news, he might have gotten away with it, clean as a whistle.
However, being a powerful and rich man, his ego started to take over and he soon found himself divorced and alone.
Holly Sampson never claims to have slept with Tiger while he was married but she did say they got together during his bachelor party. Oh technicalities, you have to love them.
Kobe Bryant is an amazing basketball player. He does things on a basketball court that you can not even do on a video game and he makes it look easy. Just the other night he hit a jump shot while being triple teamed.
Off the court, now that is another story. His ex-wife, Vanessa Bryant, finally had enough of his cheating ways and filed for divorce this past year.
His long list of mistresses might begin to surprise many people as they all begin to step forward.
Exhibit A - Carla DiBello.
Sonia Wild and Ashley Cole. If you had no interest in professional soccer, you would assume I was talking about two women, right?
Too bad Ashley is a dude. And not a smart dude at all. Why would anyone, in this technology age and especially a married man, send naked photos of themselves to another cell phone?
Some people never learn.
Kobe Bryant's list of accolades would impress any sports fan. He is a five time NBA champion, Olympic Gold medalist, 13 NBA All-Star, two time NBA Finals MVP, nine time All-NBA first team, nine time All-NBA Defensive team, four time NBA All-Star MVP, and 2008 NBA MVP.
If only he could apply those stats to the real world and his love life. Then he might not be dealing with a divorce and even more haters from across the globe.
Of all the women Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with, Rachel Uchitel is one of my favorites. She is a beautiful woman with an amazing body. I can see why Tiger was obsessed with her, she would make any man putty in her hands.
Now that Rachel is pregnant and married, we should finally begin to move on and no longer feature her as a mistress of Tiger, just an ex. Or not.
This is how a text conversation sounds like between Tiger Woods and Jamie Grubbs:
Tiger: do you have a boy friend
Jamie: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)
Tiger: then I am
Jamie: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Wow, it is like watching two trains run off the rail into a gas plant next to a school. It is so bad you just can not seem to look away.
Tiki Barber did not retire from the NFL early because of injury, age, or talent. He did so because he was dealing with juggling a beautiful young blonde mistress and his wife, who was pregnant at the time he was running around with Traci Lynn Johnson.
So next time Tiki Barber asks you if you want to grab a drink ladies, just say no.
When it comes to women and homewreckers, nobody says it better than Gretchen Wilson and her song, Homewrecker.
"You smile like such a lady, innocent and sweet
You drive the men folk crazy, but any girl can see you're just a
Homewrecker I know what you're doin" - Gretchen Wilson
Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union are a beautiful couple. They make everyone jealous. Think about it. One day when they have kids, it will be either a good looking NBA star or a beautiful WNBA star.
Either way, I have at least 18 years before I can start covering that offspring.
As a big fan of ABC's The Bachelor, I can easily say that Michelle Money is the craziest woman to appear on reality television since Omarosa on The Apprentice. She is nuts.com
I do have to confess, I care very little for The Bachelor, but I did watch several clips of Michelle and it only took five seconds to learn she is coo-coo.
Earlier I made the comment that no one should be sending naked photos of themselves to a cell phone. Brett Favre did not get that message back in 2010.
At least he did not show his face in the photo and can deny any wrongdoing. That is the only saving grace to the whole fiasco.
How does a professional NBA player like Larry Hughes land a beautiful young woman like Sundy Carter?
I get the whole "NBA Player has money and power" thing, but I had no idea it had that kind of effect on young female models.
On second thought, I just might be speaking sarcastically.
You had to know that Deion Sanders always had something on the side. He was too much of a show boat to be a normal family man. He had to have it all. He needed someone around him to remind him he was God.
Aleea Lee was that girl. But to say she was a side item, now that is crazy. She should be the main entree, the winning lottery ticket, the last slice of pizza, the...you get the idea.
According to Playboy model Loredana Jolie, Tiger Woods enjoys his sexual escapades to be a bit different than most men.
She says that Tiger, "likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys."
Guys entertaining guys? Really Tiger?
I have covered many of WAGs in my lifetime but none of them can compete with Vanessa Perroncel. She climbs to a whole new level of crazy.
It started with John Terry. She had secretly been meeting up with him, while he was married, to do things not related to chess. She then allegedly began running around with half the Chelsea football club. She ended up with a total of five Chelsea football players on her list in efforts to become a "Super-WAG."
If anyone was wondering what happened to France in the 2010 FIFA World Cup, this is it. Zahia Dehar happened. She happened to almost the entire team.
She was reportedly the call girl for the team including Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, Sidney Govou, and Hatem Ben Arfa.
After examining the evidence, her photos, I can not say I blame them. She is tastier than a Triple Thick Chocolate Milkshake from McDonald's.
Rebecca Loos should thank the British Tabloid that reported the story claiming she and David Beckham had an affair. That story propelled her to the top. Anytime a personal assistant becomes a lover of a famous male athlete, it is newsworthy.
How did she capitalize on this fame? The same way any beautiful woman should, by coming out and proclaiming that she is bisexual. She earned another five million male fans overnight with that proclamation.