After another sub-par year for Notre Dame football, head coach Charlie Weis vows big changes on the horizon for next season.
He says that in order to change the results on the field, they are going to have to change their entire team identity.
They will start by no longer being known as the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, but the Passive Aggressive Irish.
Instead of their old defensive methods of attempting to tackle the opposing team, they will express their desire for them not to get into the endzone by not speaking to them for a long time or maybe not inviting them to the annual Christmas party.
Charlie Weis has already begun deploying his passive aggressive mind games against USC for next season when he did not include them in a Top 5 college teams bulletin he posted on his Facebook.
We will have to wait and see if this technique can stop them from beating them by 30 points again next year.
"We just don't have the athletes to fight head-to-head against these big programs," said Weis. "That is why we are changing the name of the team. We aren't going to be able to establish a power running game over Michigan's athletes, but we cannot call them for a couple of weeks and see if that throws them off guard long enough to get some touchdowns. Look, this is the best plan I could come up with..."
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