The 25 Sexiest MMA Girls of 2011
There are some things in this world that men like that women don’t and things that women like that men absolutely hate.
For example, men love to drink lots of beer, yell at their television screens and burp in public, but women (usually) don’t.
Women, on the other hand, love to watch soap operas and gossip about every single person they know behind their backs, but men are not the same way.
After sex, men just want to roll over and eat a sandwich (I prefer peanut butter and fluff), but women want to cuddle and talk about their feelings.
Believe it or not, though, there are some things that both men and women share an interest in and MMA is one of them.
The sport is no longer the massive sausage-fest that it once was. MMA is quickly becoming a hotbed for some of the sexiest women on the planet, from ring girls to fighters to reporters.
With that said, let’s take a look at the 25 sexiest MMA girls of 2011.
25. Zoila Gurgel (Bellator Champion)
Gurgel lives up to the moniker of “The Warrior Princess” much better than Xena ever could.
Formerly known as Zoila Frausto, the beautiful brunette tied the knot with MMA veteran Jorge Gurgel in 2011.
I’m normally not one to hit on a married woman, but it’s tough to deny the hotness of the current Bellator Women’s champion.
Currently sidelined with an injury, Gurgel is expected to return to action at some point in 2012.
24. Cat Von C (MiddleEasy.com Writer)
Cat Von C is the breast writer that Middle Easy has to offer. I mean, damn, you take one look at those big juicy… articles and you can’t help but get excited and craving more of her work.
She’s like an addiction, except you can’t smuggle her in a balloon up your rear. Unless you’re Charlie Sheen, because that guy has more prostitutes living up his anus than you can count on both hands, and most of them are Asians.
Speaking of which, Von C is currently living in Wutang, China according to her Facebook profile. She also earned her bachelor’s degree in sexiness at Smack a B***h University.
23. Jordan McDonald (Professional Fighter/Model)
The last time I hit on Jordan McDonald, her boyfriend told me to “watch myself” on Twitter.
Normally I would tell that guy to climb up the nearest tree, find a squirrel and proceed to shove the furry creature directly up his rear-end before stealing his girl away from him effortlessly.
Yes, that is what I would normally do, but this is a different situation, because Ms. McDonald is dating one of the hardest punchers in the UFC welterweight division, Jake Ellenberger.
Ellenberger would knock my head off my shoulders with one punch and then throw my head halfway across the world with his other arm.
I kind of like my head where it is right now—you know, attached to my body and all.
On a serious note, though, pay attention to McDonald, she’s going to make a name for herself as a fighter in the near future.
22. Erin McDougall (Fighter/Blogger)
Someday when I inevitably take over the world, I am going to take all of the sexy Canadian women, including Pamela Anderson, and put them on a boat. I will then jump onto the boat, buck naked with nothing but a fishing rod and a box of Trojans and proceed to sail the seven seas.
It will take a lot of long nights, but eventually I will find new land. How do you think Columbus discovered America? He got laid.
Canadian women rock my world, but Erin McDougall does more than that. She rocks my whole universe.
Check out her website at www.mysexyliciouslife.com
21. Alizee DiPaola (Tuff-N-Uff Ring Girl)
I love my fries like I like my women: French, delicious and drenched in ketchup. Ok, maybe not the ketchup part, although I’ve heard spicing things up in the bedroom with a bottle of Heinz has been known to save a few marriages… you know, for fat people and weirdos.
DiPaola is from Le Cap D'Agde, Languedoc-Roussillon, France and currently resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. She is easily one of the most beautiful ring girls in the business and someone to watch out for in 2012.
20. Chandella Powell (UFC Octagon Girl)
Putting a UFC Octagon girl so low on this list might surprise some people, but if you give me a chance to explain, then you will understand why.
You see, Powell is unbelievably sexy and has arguably the nicest booty in MMA, but she’s also secretly a robot programmed to kill us all in 2012.
I can’t rank a robot in the top 10, it is just not right.
19. Megan Olivi (Heavy MMA Reporter/Host of Fight Day)
I used to write for Heavy MMA back in 2010, but I decided to leave when I realized that my title as the best-looking member of the staff was being challenged by Megan Olivi.
I cannot write for a website where there is someone better-looking than me on the team. That’s why I write for B/R MMA, where 90 percent of the writers look like they had a hot pocket explode on their face.
Relax guys, I’m only kidding.
Olivi is certainly a cutie, but what makes her truly sexy is how incredible her interviews are. She also does a phenomenal job as a co-host with Dave Farra for Heavy MMA’s Fight Day.
18. Tee Tremblay (MMA Model)
With a picture like that, I don’t have to explain to you why Tremblay is one of the sexiest girls in MMA. You’re probably not even going to read what I write anyway.
I could write that I slept with your mother last night or that I was chopping wood out in the forest with your sister and you wouldn’t even see it. You’re too busy staring at Ms. Tremblay’s impressive assets and I don’t blame you.
Just like a box of Lucky Charms, Tee Tremblay is magically delicious. In fact, they should make a Tremblay-flavored Lucky Charms marshmallow.
Make it happen, Lucky.
17. Erica Goitia (Owner of Uppercut Models)
Girls are created from sugar, spice and everything nice, but intelligence, beauty and a whole lot of ambition is what makes up a real woman. Erica Goitia is as real a woman as you could possibly get in a world full of girls.
Everything you want to know about “The Model Boss” can be found in my 2011 interview with her.
16. Meredith DiVita (Knoxx Gear Spokesmodel/Interviewer)
The Mayans were wrong. Even if the events of the Earth’s supposed demise do occur, we can always use Meredith DiVita’s hooters as a floatation device.
This stunning brunette bombshell will save the world in 2012.
15. Jessica Leigh (Playboy Model/MMA Ring Girl)
MMA’s favorite Playboy Bunny, Jessica Leigh had a great year in 2011 but is destined to dominate in 2012 and I may or may not have something to do with it.
Check out my exclusive interview with the Jersey girl from this past month.
14. Natalie Skyy (MMA Ring Girl/Model)
It’s not a coincidence that this beautiful blonde’s last name is Skyy, because she truly was dropped to us from the Gods above.
It wasn’t on purpose, though. Zeus accidentally kicked her down to Earth when one of his wives almost walked in on them doing the nasty on a cloud.
She was going to fly back up, but then she found MMA and never looked back.
13. Michele Gutierrez (Professional Fighter)
Nicknamed “Diablita,” Gutierrez is the ultimate sexy bad-ass chick. She is also currently unofficially engaged to me, so I better not catch any of you clowns trying to put the moves on her.
To learn more about the future Mrs. Ciccarelli, take a look at my exclusive interview with Gutierrez from earlier last year.
12. Felice Herrig (Professional Fighter)
The above picture is easily the sexiest staredown in MMA history. Herrig, the blonde on the left, is one of the meanest fighters in her division.
Women are legitimately afraid of Herrig, but I certainly wouldn’t mind rolling around with her in a pool of green Jell-O and marshmallows.
11. Corissa Furr (Strikeforce Ring Girl)
This brunette hottie and long-time MMA fan became a Strikeforce ring girl in 2011. Unlike most ring girls, Furr can actually break down and analyze fights better than some media members can.
To learn more about her, check out my exclusive Corissa Furr interview from the beginning of the year.
10. Kelli Hutcherson (Strikeforce Ring Girl)
Kelli Hutcherson is the best thing that Strikeforce has to offer right now. I wouldn’t give a damn if ZUFFA decided to shut Strikeforce down, so long as they carried Hutcherson over to the UFC before doing so.
I usually prefer brunettes, but this is one blonde that I definitely have a weakness for. Surely the rest of the MMA world feels the same way.
9. Ronda Rousey (Strikeforce Fighter)
Pretty girls are a dime a dozen, but pretty girls who have won Olympic gold are hard to come by.
Rousey won a gold medal in 2004 at the World Junior Judo Championships and is currently undefeated in her mixed martial arts career. I have developed an armbar fetish watching Rousey fight, as she has finished all four of her opponents with that submission.
8. Arianny Celeste (UFC Octagon Girl)
Celeste not making the top five is likely going to cause an enormous amount of hate mail from fans, but the truth is, I’ve grown tired of Celeste always being mentioned as the top ring girl in the industry.
Yes, she is smoking hot and she is still one of the sexiest girls in MMA, but there are a lot of women that rose to fame in 2011.
Celeste is a babe, but let’s focus on some of these other girls who made names for themselves this past year.
7. Miesha Tate (Strikeforce Champion)
Everyone used to say that Gina Carano was the sexiest female fighter in the world, but she’s been out of action far too long. Tate has taken over the throne and it doesn’t look like she will be giving it up any time soon.
Tate is the kind of girl that men drool over and women look up to. Bryan Caraway, don’t you ever let her go; she’s a keeper for sure.
6. Jennifer Swift (Ms. TapouT/ProElite Ring Girl)
Jennifer Swift is as real as it gets in every aspect imaginable, and yes, that includes her puppies.
Actually, she doesn’t have puppies, she has bunnies and I have to admit they are pretty freaking adorable. Oh and her breasts are pretty nice too. Her chicken breasts, I mean—she is a fantastic cook from what I hear.
To learn more about “Ms. TapouT,” check out my 2011 interview with her. Damn, I interviewed a lot of sexy ladies last year.
5. Stephanie Ann Cook (Tuff-N-Uff Ring Girl)
I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Stephanie Ann Cook is the future. This 22-year-old has it all and it won’t be long before the UFC snatches her up.
Take a look at my exclusive interview with Ms. Cook from late 2011.
4. Jade Bryce (Bellator Ring Girl)
Hiring Jade Bryce as a Bellator ring girl in 2011 was one of the best decisions that the promotion has ever made.
Here’s a girl that has a passion for the sport that is unmatched by any other ring girl and is incredibly enthusiastic about the entire Bellator product. She’s the kind of girl that you can party like a rock star with but also bring her home to mom.
To hear more about Bryce’s story, check out my exclusive interview with her from the previous year.
3. Kenda Perez (Host of the Ultimate Show/Best of PRIDE Series)
At the risk of sounding extremely biased, B/R MMA’s very own Kenda Perez cracks into the top three on this sexy countdown.
Perez became a fixture in the MMA world with her hosting gig on the UFC’s Best of PRIDE series, but she really was able to showcase her glowing personality and sexy body on Bleacher Report’s Ultimate Show.
I had a chance to speak with Perez before she started working with B/R. Take a look at my exclusive sexy interview from early 2011.
2. Mercedes Terrell (Bellator Ring Girl)
Earlier last year, I was assaulted by Mercedes Terrell. She attacked me with a lead pipe as I was walking out of a PF Changs and said she wouldn’t stop hitting me until I agreed to marry her.
As she rained blows upon me, I caved in and popped the question with blood trickling down my nose.
When word got out that I was writing this list, my beautiful wife put me in a triangle choke and wouldn’t let go until I agreed to rank her near the very top.
Mercedes is a violent woman, but we definitely have a happy marriage. I’m not just saying that because she’s standing over me right now with a baseball bat in her hand, either.
1. Brittney Palmer (UFC Octagon Girl)
Were you expecting anyone else?
Brittney Palmer dominated the year 2011 and essentially changed Bleacher Report to the Palmer Report.
Nothing against Arianny or Chandella, but Brittney is the best Octagon girl that the UFC has to offer. As I’ve said before, her smile is so addictive that drug dealers could make a fortune selling her lips on the street.
I was fortunate enough to speak with Ms. Palmer on two separate occasions and co-host a radio show with her. You can reread those interviews at the links below.