Jose Mourinho is easily one of the most quotable characters in modern football.
He goes against the grain of mundane, run-of-the-mill interviews, and gives the media and the fans a soundbite every time he enters a press conference.
The enigmatic manager has produced some crackers in his time, and with spells at four of Europe's elite clubs, there are plenty to choose from.
Whether it is all an intentional ploy to drag the attention away from the players is up for debate, but his unique style is definitely entertaining.
Here's a countdown of the top 10.