Do you remember when you played little league, and there were always those few kids that were too small or too short to strike any sort of fear into the hearts of opposing pitchers?
Yeah, I don't remember them either.
I'm sure it's tough being the little guy on the diamond. I'm sure there is probably a fair amount of rationalization that goes on in the heads of those mini ballplayers to prove they belong on the team.
What's usually their saving grace, however, is in most cases they are known as the "hustlers" or the "speedsters" on the team. But in a few hard cases, they are neither.
And those chumps—at least in little league—usually rode the pine.
In MLB, there are a select few little guys that fit this exact description. They are short and small of stature, and don't run fast to boot! It's a cruel, cruel world, I know.
But they get the last laugh. They're still making millions of dollars while the rest of us 6'0"-plus lads are busy holding down regular jobs as pencil pushers and insurance salesmen.
Regardless, here's the top 10 slowest little guys in MLB today. God bless 'em, every one.