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  1. Parodies - 'Don't Wanna Be a Football Official'

    It's tough being a referee. I wrote this song using the small bit of sympathyI still have for them. To the tune of "American Idiot" by Green Day:Don't wanna be a football official.Don't wanna make decisions that are crucial...

    Written by David Jacobs about about 10 hours ago 2 comments

  2. What sort of Spurs fan goes to a relegation party on facebook?

    Fair enough if they have a 'second team' which one side of their family supports (even though I think only one should be chosen and stuck with). However, other fans have absolutely no excuse...

    Written by David Jacobs about about 16 hours ago 0 comments

  3. Hull City: The Sleeping Tiger Of The Premiership?

    Hull City A.F.C are certainly something. The Tigers, who defeated Tottenham on Sunday, moved into the third place spot in the table ahead of Arsenal...

    Written by Bela Trimmel about 2 days ago 7 comments

  4. A Few of My Favourite Words: A Parody Featuring Joe Kinnear

    Just a little song about Joe Kinnear's colourful vocabulary as used in his Daily Mirror interview.Tune set to My Favourite Things from Rodgers' and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music: Kn*bjuice ...

    Written by David Jacobs about 3 days ago 6 comments

  5. Agger off to Real Madrid?

    The dust has settled in the Bernabéu after the mad transfer activity. Madrid is known for its bullfighting, but this seems to be transcending onto the football pitch as Real Madrid try ...

    Written by Tim Oates about 4 days ago 3 comments

  6. Scolari's Reluctance to Rotate May Cost Chelsea Victories This Season

    After a toothless performance in Transylvania is worsened by another list of injuries, it's time for Luiz Felipe Scolari to start using the squad at his disposal with more careful thought.

    Written by Brandon Evans about 5 days ago 0 comments

  7. Nii Lamptey; The Forgotten African Superstar

    Nii Lamptey was once touted as the new, African Pélé. He never lived up to this promise and his name has become synonymous with a failed talent. But who was this African player really? Guido Merry investigates this fascinating story.

    Written by Guido Merry about 6 days ago 26 comments

  8. Top 10 Stories Of The Weekend: Week 6

    Farooq Ahmed recaps week 6 of the premier league season 2008.

    Written by Farooq Ahmed about 8 days ago 2 comments

  9. My Alarming Realization: I Don’t Like Ronaldo

    Whilst not ranting and raving with my disgust in certain players when we’re not doing well, I will have a shout if one of our lads is repeatedly screwing up...

    Written by TheRepublikOfMancunia.com about 8 days ago 5 comments

  10. Ryan Giggs vs Clarence Seedorf: Who's the Best Player?

    Benjamin Rogers is back with his new vs series in issue 1 its your chance to vote for Seedorf or Giggs, Who is your favorite?

    Written by Benjamin Rogers about 8 days ago 28 comments

  11. Tottenham Parodies: Let's Play In First Division

    Another parody from David Jacobs. An ironic look at Spurs' performances as of late (since winning the Carling Cup in February 2008). Jump around and sing to the tune of "Let's Dance to Joy Division" by The Wombats.

    Written by David Jacobs about 8 days ago 7 comments

  12. Tottenham Parodies: Let's Play In First Division

    Another parody from David Jacobs. An ironic look at Spurs' performances as of late (since winning the Carling Cup in February 2008). Jump around and sing to the tune of "Let's Dance to Joy Division" by The Wombats.

    Written by David Jacobs about 8 days ago 7 comments

  13. Snippet Thoughts on The Weekend's Action in The English Premier League

    Steven Ho's thoughts on the weekend's Premier League (27/9-28/9) action.

    Written by Steven Ho about 8 days ago 12 comments

  14. Should we be refereeing referees!!??

    Well, another dark day for Spurs as they crash and burn, yet again, to Portsmouth - losing 2-0. Maybe Spurs are afraid of heights. I don't know. But they still sit at the bottom of the table (Angry face)...

    Written by David Jacobs about 9 days ago 6 comments

  15. Everton 0-2 Liverpool

    Fernando Torres scored twice in quick succession as Liverpool defeated Everton 2-0 at Goodison Park yesterday in a game that the visitors dominated. El Nino could well have gone on to complete his hat-trick, but the referee had already blown the whistle f

    Written by Nithin Bekal about 9 days ago 0 comments

  16. Tottenham Parodies: Bulgarian Rhapsody - Berbatov going to Man.U

    Another David Jacobs parody: Bulgarian Rhapsody, about Berbatov going to Manchester United. Tune to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.

    Written by David Jacobs about 10 days ago 5 comments

  17. Parodies - Money Money Money (Featuring Mike Ashley)

    David Jacobs takes a dig at Mike Ashley. Tune - 'Money Money Money' by ABBA.

    Written by David Jacobs about 10 days ago 3 comments

  18. The UEFA Cup Changes Its Name To the Europa League

    Gonzalo argues that the new name change for the UEFA CUp to the Europa league is a pointless waste of time

    Written by Gonzalo about 11 days ago 3 comments

  19. Tottenham Parodies: We Believe In Ramos

    We have a dreamOf Champions' LeagueTo help us copeWith anything.If we see the wonderOf such fairy tales,We can see the futureIf this season we fail...

    Written by David Jacobs about 11 days ago 5 comments

  20. Parodies: Third Response to Mr. Brightside

    David Jacobs returns with another parody. Tune this one to "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers.

    Written by David Jacobs about 11 days ago 0 comments

  21. Parodies: Enter Linesman

    David Jacobs presents another quick parody. Sing along to Metallica's "Enter Sandman."

    Written by David Jacobs about 12 days ago 0 comments

  22. Second Response to Mr. Brightside Parody: "Our Relegation"

    David Jacobs has written another parody, this time to The Who's classic, "My Generation."

    Written by David Jacobs about 12 days ago 4 comments

  23. Response to Mr. Brightside Parody: "Relegation"

    Alphabeat's "Fascination" song lovingly turned into an attempt at a parody about Spurs, brought to you by David Jacobs.

    Written by David Jacobs about 13 days ago 6 comments

  24. Just Not The Right Tyne For Celebrating

    Yet more fog on the Tyne. One team had to give way to the other. It was Tottenham Hotspur who grabbed the win from Newcastle to nudge them into the last 16 of the Carling Cup.

    Written by David Jacobs about 13 days ago 0 comments

  25. Platini shows lack of class

    For those who don't know, Platini is president of UEFA - the football governing body of Europe - and he is a legend in his own right, as a footballer, anyway. This bleacher reporter for one, is not sure though about his credentials as president...

    Written by Chris Abalain about 13 days ago 0 comments